Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!.

What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!.

Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.

Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!.

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.

Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!.What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with him.Who did the ghost take on a date? His ghoul-friend.(And if you want to laugh all the more, try out one of these funny Halloween costumes.) Now for those Halloween jokes we promised. Whether you are off to a costume party, handing out candy, or trick-or-treating, you're sure to find plenty to make you laugh here. So as you decorate with pumpkins and more and scare up spooky appetizers for your gatherings, don't forget some humerus words to lighten the mood even in the most grave situations. They make funny one-liners for kids and for adults alike come October 31. Looking for jokes about ghosts, goblins, vampires, skeletons, witches, pumpkins, or zombies? We've got all of those plus plenty of Halloween puns, dad jokes (and mummy jokes!), and good ole knock-knock jokes too. But don't forget the Halloween jokes to go with all the festivities too! Here we give you 145 of them that are sure to have you laughing out loud. Now that it's October, it's officially time to get ready for all the trick-or-treating, pumpkin carving, and horror movie marathons. The most spooky time of year is finally here.

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